Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...