What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...