Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...