The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Leaving money for the dead
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Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...