Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...