Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...