An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...