Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....