A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What movies teach us
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Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...