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Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...