License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...