Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...