Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....