Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Solving a dispute
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Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
The bum on a street
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There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.