Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...