You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Halloween handouts
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Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
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Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...