When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...