Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...