Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...