Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...