Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...