Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...