Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...