If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...