How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...