Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...