A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....