Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
Japan is in trouble
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THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
The Dump List
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What the difference between true love and herpes?
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Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...