Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...