Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...