Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.