Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!