What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...