TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...