No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...