MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...