When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.