Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...