Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...