Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...