Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...