Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
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The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
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