Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...