A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...