Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...