Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...