How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...