Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
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A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Things never to say to a cop
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Psychiatric Christmas Carols
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Clinton Bumper Stickers
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An engineer and a programmer
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exercise at the beach
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