Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...