What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...